Remember the kid in middle school that always used to hustle candy?
I wish I had balls and had been strong enough to beat his ass & rob him.
That kid was Eric Chi, one of my best friends. His parents were Chinese immigrants and his mom owned a 99 cent store(seriously) so he got his candy wholesale and was counting ridiculous stacks by the time administration caught up with him and toppled the empire.
A year later my Argentinean friend Sergio tried to bring the business back but once Eric found out he restarted his own thang and ran Sergio out.
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I think its time I came out and told you guys about my secret life:
I fucking love math dude no irono I was seriously considering a PhD in Nuclear Physics a year ago.
If this means we can’t be friends, SO BE IT!!!!!!!!!
so this lil bug was flyin around my room right now and he lands right in front of me naturally I seize the opportunity and grab a tissue to crush it in so as not to get my hands dirty and I slam down and kinda miss so when I turn it over and look at my kill I see he’s still kinda squirming so i’m looking at this dude with like 5 broken legs like dude he was just doin his thang so i look at him and I get close and I whisper I’m sorry it had to come to this right as I remove any remaining life from the tiny body. I look solemnly at this black paste on the tissue for a few seconds before throwing it on top of a banana in my trashcan.
Been waiting very patiently for this mustache to come in so that people will stop mistaking me for a white boy.
My favorite thing about 5 Guys is definitely the little bulletin board featuring the creative support of local schoolchildren.
Home Alone overnight for the first time in my life tonight! And tomorrow night! See previous post for candid pic of me right now.
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!
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“Hey I just realized you are a younger better looking Hispanic George Costanza.”
I’M GOING TO FYF WITH MY BROTHER THIS YEAR HOLY FUCK DREAMS COMING TRUE MAN
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Annie performed this as her encore when I saw her live but it was slower and the only accompaniment was some really ethereal synth.
I had never heard the song before (I would say unfortunately, but in the end it probably made it better), and it was seriously one of the most beautiful moments of my life. It was over three weeks ago and the memories are still so incredibly potent.
PREVIOUSLY ON BRO TIMES
“I’m not leaving until you look me in the eyes as I take a hit”
“Haha, I’m not looking into your eyes while you pee this time.”
“100% goat leather made in Ethiopia”
“My biggest complaint with this movie was the lack of profuse gore.”
“I mean, what’s the difference between me and Beethoven?”
we bout to go hard tonight
